Time for an assassin bitch-fest!
FUCK GUNNERS! They can take their miniguns and shove them up their ass! I'm turning a corner and BOOM I get shredded by a fresh burst from those stupid things! I can be minding my own business and suddenly I die instantly and see a gunner. Plus their taunt is so annoying! "OOH LET'S DO THIS TIKI STYLE!" My ass. Plus there's that stupid fucking slam! I can be mid-air for all my screen cares but no, if I'm lagging i'm actually a second away from jumping when they slam and I end up flying out of the ring!
FUCK TANKS! FUCK THEM and their stupid high armor that lets them survive back-grapples! It's so hard to position and execute a lunge-slash-grapple. If they were standing still then sure it would be easy but they're always always moving and it's so frustrating! And then I get lit on fire if I fail and I have to try to run away with a "HI LOOK AT ME I'M BURNING I'M A HUGE TARGET" sign over my god damn roasting head.
FUCK SUPPORTS! It's simple, right? Sneak up behind them while they heal a pro or turret, grapple, win! NO! THEY'RE ALWAYS MOVING LEFT AND RIGHT, WEAVING AROUND IN CIRCLES! I can grapple behind them five times and not have it register because though they're right in front of me on my screen, according to LAG they're out of range! And then when I do manage to grapple them THEY TURN AROUND so I not only waste my cooldown stabbing them in the face, they whip out that damn shotgun and blast me! And firebases. You have one positioned on high ground shredding your bots as they walk out of their spawn and you can't do anything about it because there's three supports healing the same firebase so even if you take out one you still get a shotgun to the face and by the time the grapple is ready again the support you killed is back! I understand that I have to go to THEIR bot spawn and camp it but it's still annoying FUCK FIREBASES!
Grappling in general is such a fucking pain because these assholes are playing on ten sensitivity so they spin around in an instant and I don't even see the animation as I try to grapple, so I only get a front-grab EVERY SINGLE TIME.
And overtime. I could be playing hard trying to push into their base and finally score an opening--and then overtime comes around and all the enemy tanks and gunners juice at once, push into our base as a single unit, spray everyone down then deploy around the moneyball and PISS on it. I'm only at three quarters with not enough money to buy juice so I can't do a thing about this!